Funny stuff by the folks over at Salon.com:

Well, funny if it weren't so true!

Andrew Lahde, manager of a hedge fund that profited enormously by speculating on the failure of firms that made major bets on sub-prime mortgages, has called it quits.

His "so long, and thanks for the fish" comes in the form of this letter.

Enjoy.

Back in 2003, a friend said to me, "isn't it sad that we all know who Donald Rumsfeld is?"

"Bizarre," I thought.  Why is it sad that we know who the Secretary of Defense is?

Well, the point was that my group of friends, while intelligent and educated, did not follow most of politics closely.  So, the fact that we all knew Donald Rumsfeld was seen as a sad state of the political environment.

Case in point... 

Quick, name the three men who served as Secretary of Defense under Clinton!

Very few of you were able to rattle them off.

And now Hank Paulson is a household name.  Quick, name the three Secretaries of Treasury under Clinton!

It's a rhetorical question, I think.  Or, maybe not.  If I have already decided the answer, does that make it rhetorical.  Because here's the answer:  absolutely not.

Several months ago, I wrote a post about the wonder juice, Mona Vie.  It's a juice made with acai berry and other exotic sounding things that you couldn't possibly grow yourself.  You see, you would have to get the magic seeds from the depths of the Brazillian rain forest.  Ever wonder why the most healthy things in the world only grow in the far reaches of Brazillian rain forests and Himalayan mountain tops?

Anyway, I analyzed the business plan offered to those wishing to be part of the Mona Vie pyramid.  Er, I mean, take advantage of the exciting business opportunity.  Looks to me like it is possible to make some money.  Of course, I don't wish to view all of my friends and family as sales prospects.  So, I guess I wouldn't be successful.

Not surprisingly, the comments were one of two things.  Either it was someone telling us all that Mona Vie cured their high blood pressure, insomnia, baldness, made them taller, grew back their amputated leg, etc.  The other type of comment was that Mona Vie made them broke, ruined their marraige, caused them to be impotent and friendless.  Tragic, really.

So, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it was that same post that instigated my first bit of hate mail.  Here's the email that I found in my inbox this morning:

"It seems that before you question the business of Mona Vie that you would at least find out what pv means.  Hey, here's a concept why don't you drink it for a month and then make your claims.  How long do you have to take vitamins before feeling any difference?  Do vitamins help lower your blood pressure because that is what Mona Vie has done for my mother.  Don't ruin it for everyone else who can benefit from the nutritional value of Mona Vie."

It was sent from the catering department of a golf course.  I wonder if she's slipping some acai berries into the fruit tart.  Lucky golfers.

Well folks, we finally did it!  Just a few short months after I started this little blog in early 2006, I bought an engagement ring, popped the question, and got engaged.  Months and months of planning, picking photographers, florists, and fighting over the guest list, we finally did it!

I am now Mr. LA MoneyGuy.  Oh, wait a minute.

Well, nothing I hate more than, "sorry I haven't posted much lately" posts.  They're just so arrogant.  It presumes that everyone is sitting in front of their computers waiting for your next words of inspiration.  So, I'm not going to apologize, but just say that the wedding was awesome, and our honeymoon absolutely incredible.  We returned a couple of weeks ago from a two week trip to the Mediterranean, and moved in to a new apartment last week.  Busy times, indeed.

I may write more about both later, as there is definitely a personal finance angle to both.

I know, I know... you all want to know where to send the gifts.  Tell you what, in lieu of gifts, please pay off your credit cards!  And if you don't have any credit card debt, take an old friend out to dinner.

Recently, I wrote a post about the product, Mona Vie, which is sold through a Multi-Level Marketing system.  In case you are not familiar with the product, it is a super juice of some sort with exotic ingredients, such as Acai Berries and Kyrptonite.  I questioned the ability for the juice to cure all the ailments that is claimed by the many distributors out there, and the viability of the business model to actually make money for those same distributors.

The number of comments on that post was pretty incredible.  Many of the comments, not surprisingly, defended the quality of the juice.  The juice was credited with healing, curing or aiding in the following areas:  multiple sclorosis, weight loss, joint pain, high blood pressure, mood swings, something about ORAC values in Leukemia cells, insomnia, headaches, stomachaches, arthritis and gas reduction.  I'm serious.  It does all this.  Read the comments for yourself.  They don't lie.

Of course, there were comments that defended the business model, and in fact the MLM business model in general.  Frankly, being a money blog, this is what interested me.  I could give a damn about the juice.  If it tastes good, doesn't kill people, and can sell, maybe I'll sign up to make some money.  But do I really want to be one of those MLM people out there?

So, here were the arguments in favor of multi-level marketing.

1. The only way commissions are earned is through the sale of the product.  Building a "downline" can build commissions, but only if the downline sells juice.  The fact that commissions are only tied to the sale of product makes it not a pyramid.
2. The corporate structure of CEO>VP>Director>Manager>Peon is a pyramid scheme.
3. It's sales, just like being in sales for a big company.  You get paid commissions for making sales.
4. MLMs generated over 40 billion in revenue last year, so they can't be scams

I guess so.

So, not a scam?  Sure, why not?  Still something about it bothers me.  Let's say you walk in to your local used car lot, and see a cherry red Mustang.  A salesperson spots you and walks over.   "Sure is purty, ain't she?" he asks.  "Yea," you reply, "how much is it?"  Used car salesperson responds, "well, I'm not supposed to let her go for anything less than $35 grand, but I like your style.  For you?  Let's make it an even $34 grand."  "Wow, really?" you exclaim, "sounds great, let's start up the paperwork."

No scam happened in our little used car skit.  But something just ain't right, you know?

Same feeling I get with all these Mona Vie juice sellers.  If someone tells me that he has felt healthier since drinking a juice that he buys at Whole Foods, I may give it a try.  If that same guy tells me that he feels healthier, and he would be glad to sponsor me to be a distributor in his downline, the red flags go up.

This is the problem with the MLM.  Not that it's a scam.  But your consumers are your salespeople.  There is no greater way to sell a product than third party endorsement.  Third party endorsement happens when someone else compliments you or your product.  If you compliment yourself or your own product, it will always be met with skepticism.  With an MLM, your consumers are your salespeople.  Anytime someone says, "I tried it and it's great," the red flags will always go up.

I freaking love this.  One of the topics that I have seen frequently on the PF blogosphere is how little financial education there is for America's youth, and how that leads to poor decision making as adults.

In a reversal of roles, High School Freshman and Teen Columnist, Emily Hu, writes For Adults, It's Payback Time.

A brilliant nugget from Miss Hu's article: 

"It comes down to this: Once upon a time, when people were forced to really consider what they could afford and credit actually counted for something, people bought houses they could live in for a few years."